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Eggdog is the embodiment of evil. He is hated by all in RetardVille, and is trying to rule over it and become a dictator. He has the powers of expanding his body, multiply himself and explode at will, for which he is used as a projectile. in the past, he was a chef. Now, he’s planning to turn all of retardville into eggs. It is unknown how many eggdog copies exist in the wild, but according to witnesses there's a giant Eggdog at the bottom of the now known as Eggdog Lake. He loves kazoos and strawberries and is a good dancer ngl

An entity known as "Eggcat" was found in an Egyptian Pyramid by a group of Eggdogs. It is said that Eggcat can deflate, inflate, change colour and play Smash Bros, even though it doesn't have arms or legs.


NO THIS IS A LIE EGGDOG IS NOT EVIL EGGDOG IS PURE GOOD THIS IS ALL FALSE

Trivia

  • Before joining the NSDAP he was a well known actor, having starred in both the Sonic movie[1] and Avengers: Endgame[2] plus being the host of Eggdog hopping Channel[3] before quitting for a job as a chef, in which he turned everyone who worked into eggs in an evil scheme.
  • Even though he's the evilest dog known to mankind, he respects quarantine laws.
  • He was accused of tax fraud, went to court and won.
  • He can speak and sing fluent yapanese.
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