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"Big big chungus big chungus big chungus big chungus oOOoo" - Big chungus


Big chungus (/ˈaɪnstaɪn/ EYEN-styne; 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a chungus-born theoretical physicist, WIDEly acknowledged to be one of the greatest memes of all time. Chungus is known WIDEly for developing the theory of relativi-memes, but he also made important contributions to the development of the theory of quantum memechanics. Relativity and quantum memechanics are together the two pillars of modern reddit. His MASS–energy equivalence formula Eeeee = r/MCgoodFNbad2, which arises from relativity theory, has been dubbed "the world's most famous r/tf2memes". His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science. He received the 1969 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to theoretical memes, and especially for his discovery of the law of the redditarded effect", a pivotal step in the development of r/quantumtheory. His intellectual achievements and originality resulted in "Chungus" becoming synonymous with "genius".

What happened to you:

He ate my carrots

He Killed X

He dated a fat cow.

He ate bullcrap.

HISTORY

Big chungus was enlisted in the Vietnam war as a Bunker Buster and has killed several vc's however during an investigation into a Viet cong base Chungus discovers a classified dossier when Chungus reports back to his commander .In a horrifiyng event he farted a nuclear fart killing many. he is told he is being left behind as U.S forces begin to pull out of Vietnam, however his commander believes him to be a commie spy and the tunnel entrances and exits are blocked off Chungus had to escape the tunnels as his position was about to be carpet bombed, left with no choice chungus begins to make it to the nearest exit just before he can escape through the foxhole a U.S soldier barricades the exit Big Chungus attempts to break down the barricade he is successful upon reaching the surface his final report is issued to command "Dat'll Hold'em Allwight" shortly after this Big Chungus is forced to evacuate the area because of this Big Chungus was unaccounted and announced AWOL until found in Laos two weeks later where he boarded a Freighter carrying crates of tentacle hentai to the U.S of A while on board he left the dossier in a crate of Tentacle hentai after Chungus departs the Ship it Stops in Vladivostok where it was then mistaken for an Arms Import and is sent to the U.S where it is discovered by perro [1]

Timeline

  • Big Chungus is born somewhere in an Austrian Forest
  • Big Chungus decides to play a 2fort game
  • 6 years later Big Chungus' Family takes a holiday to the United States
  • On the trip Big Chungus is left behind in McDonald's Parking Lot
  • 2 weeks later Big Chungus weight is estimated to have Increased up to 367.42%
  • Big Chungus is digs a tunnel to Florida from North Dakota
  • After three years of eating, Big Chungus parents notice he is missing but do nothing to find him
  • The Vietnam war starts and Big Chungus is Recruited into an army base in Florida's east
  • 12 months later Big Chungus is sent to fight in the Vietnam war
  • During his service he is betrayed by his commander and an attempt is made on his life when he discovers a classified dossier containing information on war crimes committed by OKBR president Miguel
  • Big Chungus survives and goes AWOL
  • Big Chungus stills playing on 2fort
  • 2 weeks later Chungus is spotted in a port in Laos
  • a week later Chungus boards a shipment of hentai headed for Vladivostok
  • Chungus leaves the dossier with the hentai
  • 3 days later the hentai shipment is accidentally mistaken for an arms import and is sent to Perro
  • Perro discoveres the dossier
  • Big Chungus is speculated to be somewhere in the united states exact whereabouts are unknown
  • Big Chingus confirmed to be even Bigger Chungus
  • Big Chungus eats the whole universe
  • Big Chungus caps the f*cking intel
  • Big Chungus ends the endless 2fort game
  • Big Chungus types "gg ez fgtz ,,l,_"
  • Big Chungus is so funny guys
  • everyone hates r/chungus

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